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dear everyone who says he’s a good person

he also punched goofy too, what an imbecile.

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Jajajajajajaja que bobos son XD

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Cuando haces pipí y no quieres que quede una gota XD

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Dear Mom and Dad,

This is what happiness looks like. Sorry you were so miserable in your own lives that you couldn’t allow me a chance at my own. I went out and found it anyway. I miss you, and will miss you even more this holiday season since you won’t allow me to come back home unless I have a woman on my arm. Oh by the way, we’ll still be using the family recipe for the stuffing, I’m sure it’ll be a hit with our friends.

Happy Holidays,
Your son, his boyfriend, and our spoiled cat

this deserves a million notes omfg

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Y de pronto un día llegó a mi vida quien tanto deseaba encontrar :)

Así si aprendo topología XD